Comments for Teachers & Twits

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Dawn

Dawn — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:32:37 +0000

Dear Paul McCartney,
Why did you marry that slut, I mean much-younger money-grubbing attention seeking girl? You could so easily have married me. At least I know all the lyrics to all your songs (including Rocky Raccoon)! Was it because I’m married with four children? Why would you let a little thing like that slow you down? They are all aware of my obsession with you and would gladly sacrifice their own needs for my complete happiness. What? You’ve never heard of me? What about that dream I’m sure you had telling you to come to America to find your long, lost stalker, I mean, lover? I see you have found yet another bimbo, er, wife. Will you never learn???
That is all.
Still dreaming,
Dawn

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by gojulesgo

gojulesgo — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:38:16 +0000

Luke Perry?! Get out!! And Judy Blume on Twitter? You are blowing my mind right now, Renee.

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson

Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:30:50 +0000

Steve: I’m shocked you have never written to JB. This one of for you.

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson

Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:21:05 +0000

Well, is that necessary? Because I’m guessing the answer is: Of course he does! If you ever write that letter, I call dibs. I want to post it here!

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson

Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:19:21 +0000

Clay, I am going to miss you like nobody’s bizzzznus. But I have your email, your phone number, your Twitter account, and Leanne. You can’t shake me. And yes yes yes! If you ever need a place to land, I’m here. Good luck with your big thing. You know I always loved your big thing. IYKWIM.

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson

Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:16:52 +0000

August! You wrote to O? Wow. That is brave. I’ve submitted stuff to O magazine only to have it rejected, so we share that common rejection and love for all things Oprah. She is the Queeniest. If you do t know Tyler Tarver, bet you can’t read two posts without laughing out loud. Even his to do lists are hilarious.

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson

Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:14:35 +0000

Julie: I have a collection of autographs from all kinds of daytime soap opera stars from the ’80s. I even have a Luke Perry. I love that you wrote to Dougie. And, duh, I saw that you wrote to the restaurant dude- but how cool that he RT’d you! So cool. Do you know Judy Blume is on Twitter? Just sayin’.

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson

Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:11:59 +0000

These are all awesome. I think you should in fact write these letters. They would be hilarious.

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson

Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:10:59 +0000

You know, just yesterday I was driving in my car. I turned on the radio…

I, too, heart Bruce.

Comment on Saturday Surprise Featuring Two Hot Guys & an e-book #Giveaway by Brown Road Chronicles

Brown Road Chronicles — Sun, 20 May 2012 00:24:29 +0000

Darn, I clicked through thinking you’d written a post about me

Sadly I never spent any time at Clay’s site even though I see his name all over the place.

You surely know who I would write a letter to… Jackson Browne, of course… I don’t know what I would say, I’d probably trip all over myself, even in letter form!